ABOUT HEATHER

Heather Land has made herself a household name thanks to her uniquely southern wit, peppered with a dash of sass and a lot of seasoned truth.  The stories in her fun, light-hearted books reach deep into the hearts of the reader, reminding us of the many ways that life can be really hard and really funny.  You can purchase her books,  I AIN’T DOIN IT and A PERFECT 10: THE TRUTH ABOUT THINGS I’M NOT AND NEVER WILL BE below or whenever books are sold.

i ain’t doin’ it: Unfiltered Thoughts From a Sarcastic Southern Sweetheart

Heather Land has something to say about almost everything in life—the unbelievable, inconceivable, and downright frustrating—and why she "ain’t doin’ it." In her first book, Heather shines a light on the (occasional) ridiculousness of life through a series of hilarious essays, dishing on everything from Walmart and ex-husbands to Southern beauty pageants and unfortunate trips to the gynecologist.

I Ain’t Doin’ It reminds us that when it comes to life’s messy moments, it’s all about perspective—and that we too can say, I ain’t doin’ it!

A fun, breezy read for anyone who appreciates someone who tells it like it is and wants to embrace the lighter side of life.

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A Perfect 10: The Truth About Things I’m Not and Never Will Be

With her trademark Southern charm and sassy yet totally relatable tone, Heather shines a light on those ridiculous moments in our lives that also have the ability to teach us about ourselves. Whether she’s joking about her crafting habit, revealing the hard truths of divorce, ranting about the challenges of being a single parent of teenagers, or getting real at the class reunion, Heather’s message is that the more authentic we are, the more we connect with others. Heather hilariously encourages you to lighten up and focus on what’s really important in life. Like a laughter-filled conversation with an old friend, A Perfect 10 is a great gift to give to others or yourself.

The author of I Ain’t Doin’ It and popular comedian Heather Land returns with a collection of laugh-out-loud, hilarious and unfiltered essays that explore the funny and inspirational moments in everyday life.

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